Alright, time to get around to this bad boy!
Vengeance Day was live from Warshington, DC! Home of the beloved Washington Wizards of sports!
Right to action!
Fallon Henley (c) vs Stephanie Vaquer
WWE NXT Women’s North American Championship
Ringside, Jaida Parker is watching. Well, in the front row. Fallon has Jacy Jayne and Jazmyn Nyx with her. I feel like, weirdly enough, Fallon winning this belt has reduced their presence pretty considerably from where it had been for months. Hey Kelani Jordan is also watching, and she’s putting on dead eyes. Oh and Karmen Petrovic.
In a great comedic moment, Booker T suggests the other commentators are talking too much and should simply savor the moment. Booker T suggests this. Booker says Stephanie has been champion in Mexico (true) and Europe (not true).
Vaquer out-wrestling Henley early. Booker gets ready to cum his pants for the skull fuck move, but then Henley avoids it and Booker now demands others call the match instead of focusing on his weird fetishes. Henley’s counter into an armbar is not near Vaquer’s technical level but we have to pretend it’s 50/50 in that world. It is not but WWE is cowardly.
Jacy Jayne gets a cheapshot in, Henley gets her first advantage. Do you know what that’s about, according to Booker? That’s right: Business! Booker’s sick of Vic Joseph giving referees a pass.
“This is a main event anywhere in the world,” Booker says of this opening match that could capably headline nowhere in the world other than a weekly NXT on “The CW.” He’s on fire.